chef's selection · seven courses
A tasting menu
of buttons.
Each course is one button with one behavior, tuned the way a kitchen tunes a sauce. Taste them all — the verdict line below keeps your score.
I · amuse-bouche
The Breather
Served resting. Notes of patience; it inhales at 3.4-second intervals so the page never reads as dead.
II · aperitif
The Pour
Hover and it fills from the bottom like a glass of claret. Notes of anticipation, finish of commitment.
III · palate cleanser
The Shy Course
Dodges your cursor twice — consent theater, played for laughs — then stands still and lets you have it.
IV · fish
The Magnet
Leans toward your cursor within its bowl — eagerness, correctly seasoned: twelve pixels, no more.
V · the roast
The Slow Confirm
Hold to fill; release early and it politely forgets. For actions with consequences — deletion, payment, replies-all.
VI · dessert
The Cracker
Shatters into crumbs on click, then reassembles — drama, but it cleans up after itself in 900ms.
VII · digestif
The Honest Button
No tricks: a real shadow, a real press, a real result. The whole menu exists so this one feels inevitable.
— your table awaits: 0 of 7 courses tasted —